He lives in Montana
He made the front page of the paper last year for robbing banks
They called him the motorcycle bandit 'cuz he was robbing banks
And getting away on a motorcycle
And as embarassing as it is to have a convicted felon in the family
I'm just glad he wasn't using a Vespa
Imagine that headline
"The Vespa Bandit Strikes Again"
Like really?
What did he strike, a pose?
C'mon
The police dispatcher would sound a little confused
"All units
Be on the lookout
For a man
On an Italian scooter
He's armed and dangerous
And going almost 30 MPH
You can't miss 'em
He's sitting side-saddle"
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