We're supposed to respect old people
'Cuz they've lived a long time
So that means they're wise
But what's so wise about them?
Old people watch Wheel of Fortune
Do you know what Wheel of Fortune is?
It's a crossword puzzle
It's a show where people do crossword puzzles
One letter at a time
What's so wise about that?
What's so wise about a person who sits around all day
Eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Drinks prune juice
Watches other people do a crossword puzzle
And then falls in the shower?
I'm sorry
That's not impressive to me
