AMERICAN HIKERS IN IRAN

Did you guys hear about those 2 American hikers in Iran who got arrested for spying

And thrown in jail?

They got arrested for spying

Yeah

'Cuz the CIA is using hikers now, right?

"Fuck satellite imagery

And reconaissance planes, Mr President

Let's get some hikers in Tehran

And see what they can dig up"

Jesus Christ

But I don't really feel bad for those guys

I mean

Who the fuck goes hiking in Iran in the 1^st place?

I hate hiking

But you know what I hate more than hiking?

Muslim jail

Not exactly the place you wanna be bending over 5 times a day

Even if you're Christian I'm sure it wouldn't be long before you found yourself on your

knees praying for Allah

Praying for allah your cellmates to stop raping you

'Cuz you're in jail!