Thursday, October 6, 2011

THE BIBLE: GENESIS


I was reading the Bible recently
And in Genesis it tells us that God created the world in 7 days
But of course thats before the unions took over everything
Id like to see God try that shit nowadays
Nothing would get done
And God said let there be light
And the Intl Brotherhood of Electrical Workers local 46
Entered into collective bargaining agreements with the Lord
Calling for improved safety conditions

A 40 hr work week
And prevailing wage
Nothing would get done
We skip ahead to the end of the chapter
And finally after coming in months behind schedule
And way overbudget
Finally God saw the light
That it was good
And God called the light the Seattle viaduct tunnel