KICKED OUTTA STRIPCLUB

I got kicked out of a stripclub one time

Here in Seattle

I performed at a comedy show much like this one

Which left me unfulfilled

No offense

And I needed to see naked ladies to make myself feel better

So I go to a stripclub on 1^st and Pike

Across from where they throw the fish

There’s a red snapper joke in there somewhere

I’m just really lazy

Anyways I’m sitting in this stripclub

And I have my mp3 player out

I use it to record audio of my comedy routines

And as I’m looking at my mp3 player

This stripper walks by and goes

''Hey, you can’t be in here on your phone''

And I go

''Oh, it’s not a phone

It’s an mp3 player''

And I put it away

But when I said

''It’s not a phone

It’s an mp3 player''

What she heard was

''YOUR DUMB!

I’M YOUR FATHER!''

And she got really upset

She goes

''You know what?

I make more money in a nite than you make in a week''

And that kinda hurt my feelings

‘Cuz its prolly true

So I go

''Yeah, but at least I don’t sit on boners for a living''

You know what I mean?

Your job description reads like a sexual harassment claim lady

I don’t even like going to stripclubs anymore

Here’s the problem

You can't drink in the stripclubs here

And in my opinion

There aren’t enough hot chicks in the stripclubs to even justify the $20 dollar cover charge

I’d rather spend that $20 bucks on drinks at a regular bar until those girls look as hot as the

strippers should