You guys ever go to the strip club?
At a strip club you get to meet girls who are named after foreign luxury cars
Like Lexus or Mercedes
You ever go to a strip club
And meet a girl with a name way outta her price range?
I was in a strip club one time
And this girl came over
She was like
"Hi, my name is Porsche"
And I gotta be honest with you
When I looked at this girl
I wasn't thinking Porsche
I was thinking ’87 Ford Bronco
With a bad paint job
False advertising man
That's why I could never be a strip club DJ
'Cuz I'm a brutally honest person
Porsche'd be getting ready to go on stage
And I'd say some shit like this
"Alright fellas, break out those dollar bills
Coming to the main stage next
We've got Denial
Denial on the main stage boys
She's not a river in Egypt
But she is retaining water
And on the back stage we've got mashed potatoes
Followed by cream cheese"
