I was watching KOMO news the other day
I like KOMO news over the other news stations
They have a cool helicopter
That's how I make most of my life decisions
I'm very informed
Anyways, there was this lady on KOMO news
Down in Kent
She got her house broken into
But all they stole was her mom's ashes
And a martini set
And that's it
That's a pretty bizarre combination
You know there's some dumb ass criminals out there
But who's dumb enough to risk a five to ten for that?
Your telling me these burglars break into this lady's house
And go
''Quick
You get the shaker tin
I'll get the old lady
Alright, let's get the fuck outta here!''
Doesn't add up
I think meth was involved
It happened in Kent right?
