Sunday, August 11, 2013

UTERUS TRANSPLANT

I heard a story about a lady who got a uterus transplant

She was born without fallopian tubes or some shit

And she wanted to have a kid

So she got a uterus transplant

From her mom

A 65 yr old lady

And it worked!

Her husband got her pregnant

Which is a miracle

That he was able to cum at all

That's fuckin gross

I couldn't do it

I couldn't do it, man

Not even if I spent the last 6 weeks on work release

I don't think I could finish inside a vagina that's eligible for social security