Sunday, July 15, 2012

COMMUNITY COLLEGE

After high school I went to a community college in Vancouver, Washington

I'm a big fan of the community college system
While I was there I majored in creative writing with a strong focus in chemistry

I studied alot of molecules

Like THC

I studied the THC molecule

Found it quite fascinating in my 'research'

No

But seriously
I'd be sitting in US History class bored outta my mind
'You know what?
I'm gonna go smoke a joint laced with coke
That'll spice things up a bit'
I had a buddy
We would go get high before class
And then walk around all paranoid
"Dude, they know!"
Good times

I had to take a drug test one time
My urine was so cloudy they thought it was the 5 day weather forecast for Seattle