I come from a big family
I'm the youngest of 5 kids on my mom's side
And the oldest of 2 kids on my dad's side
It's the Armenian Brady Bunch
We used to have cigarettes and lamb for breakfast
Wash it down with some freshly squeezed pomegranate juice
Mmmm yummy!
My oldest sister is a generation apart
And thru the miracle of teen pregnancy she had my nephew
Before my mom had me
So my nephew's older than me by 4 years
And my nephew's a jerk
He used to grab me in the headlock and go ''Who's your uncle?
Who's your uncle!?''
I'd be crying ''You are!
Your my uncle''
I'd get him back though
I'd grab his birth certificate and go ''Who's your daddy?
No seriously, who's your daddy?
It doesn't say here
It's blank''
