MINOR BOUTS OF DYSLEXIA

So I'm in my 30's now

And I've started suffering from minor bouts of dyslexia

I've been misspelling words

Which is a bad sign for me

'Cuz I used to be a really good speller

In fact, in 7^th grade I was the runner up in my school's spelling bee

I got second place

I took silver to a kid named Sanjeev Nandukumaran

And I woulda won that spelling bee

But they asked me to spell Sanjeev Nandukumaran

And I was fucked

Sri Lankan surnames is my Achilles heel

I don't know how they knew that!