It doesn't matter when
It's none of your business
But my favorite aisle at QFC is the beer aisle
And my favorite beer in the beer aisle are those Belgian ales
They're all like, Belgian style ales or whatever
Brewed by monks in Belgium since the 1500's
I think that's cool that the monks used to brew alcohol
And you know they used to get hammered off their own shit
If you can't get laid, get drunk right guys?
They get drunk all week then on Sunday they go to church
Except they are the church so people came to them
'Cuz Sunday's the hangover day
And no one wants to go in to work
So the work goes in to them
I think it's funny that here you got the guys who are in charge of telling everyone
how to live righteously and obey the word of God
Thou shalt not kill
Thou shalt not steal
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife
All of these rules
Which are alot harder to follow when your drunk
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