Sunday, September 29, 2013

SINGLE GUYS

Single guys

We don't get why we're single

We think it's some sort of conspiracy

I didn't get it until one day I just

Looked around the house

You know what I mean?

And I'm not a messy dude

But I do things like use paper towels when I run outta toilet paper

And then wash my hands with dish soap

But we don't get it

We're just walking around going

"What the fuck, bro?

She likes that guy?"

Uh, yeah

That guy doesn't wipe his ass with Brawny towels

I'm pretty sure that guy is never sitting in the bathroom going

"I'm bleeding!

Why does God hate me?"

It's like

God doesn't hate you

He's trying to tell you something

He's saying

"Four-ply

Get the four-ply"

And I know which one that is

It's the one with the bear on it, right?

I'm good with pictures

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