I hate being tall
No one likes tall people
You treat us like freaks
You make us compete with each other in a little thing called the NBA
That's all we got
The NBA
That's the only cool place for tall people to hang out
Before the NBA we were screwed
Before that we were basically lepers
That's what tall people are
Lepers who can dunk
Throughtout history you've ostracized us
In books and literature
Look at Frankenstein
Poor guy
He'd make a great power forward
And what did you do to him?
You chased him thru the streets with pitchforks
For shame!
For shame
So he's scared of fire
So what?
We've all got problems
You people are no better
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