$3 DOLLAR JAMES

I was in a bar on Capitol Hill a while back

It's a pizza joint with a bar in the back

I like the pizza but the bar scene there is pretty douchy

That includes the bartender

Here's why I say that

I'm in the bar sitting in an open seat

The bartender serves the other people around me

Then he goes to the opposite end of the bar and starts serving people who are in a line

I feel ignored

So I get up and get in the line that he is serving

While I'm standing in  line, someone takes the seat I was sitting in

Then when it's my turn to be served in line, the bartender goes over to the seat that

I was sitting in and serves the person there

He then continues to ignore me

Fed up, I go

"Hey! Can I order a drink!?"

He goes

"What do you want?"
I go

"Rolling Rock"

He goes

"$3 dollars"

So, I pull out a stack of ones (at least $10 in ones) and I crisply peel of $3 dollars

And hand it to him

No tip!

Yeah, see if he messes with $3 dollar James again