Wednesday, May 15, 2013

SUICIDE CHICK

I dated this really pretty girl once

She was gorgeous

But she was manic depressive

Bi-polar or some shit

I came home one day and she was in the bathroom, crying

She tried to kill herself by cutting her wrists with my razor

But it's electric

So she just got a little burn

I was really upset, though

That she would try to kill herself

I was like

"How dare you

Take the initiative in this relationship

Did I give you permission to do that?"

I'm kind of a controlling guy

I can see now why she wanted out

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