I think the moral of the greatest story ever told is that being a Jewish carpenter sucks
When your last day on the job you get nailed to a big piece of wood, it's time to find
a new employer
That's a pretty shitty severance package
If Jesus was smart he woulda went to law school
Or at least joined a union
But instead he got crucified
And here's my question
Was the crown of thorns really necessary at that point?

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