Tuesday, March 5, 2013

JEWISH CARPENTER

I think the moral of the greatest story ever told is that being a Jewish carpenter sucks

When your last day on the job you get nailed to a big piece of wood, it's time to find

a new employer

That's a pretty shitty severance package

If Jesus was smart he woulda went to law school

Or at least joined a union

But instead he got crucified

And here's my question

Was the crown of thorns really necessary at that point?



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