DOING COMEDY FOR FAME

It cracks me up when comedians talk about what they're gonna do if and when

they become famous

'Cuz that's a long, brutal, shitty road

To me, doing comedy to become famous makes about as much sense as being a

bodybuilder

And blowing other dudes just for the protein

You know what I mean?

There's easier ways to get what you want

Without humiliating yourself

No offense if blowing other dudes is your thing

I'm just saying standup comedy can be a humbling experience

And I prefer to swallow my pride