TAXES

People are always complaining about taxes

Paying taxes

They try to abolish the 17th Amendment or whatever

Say it doesn't apply

Like Wesley Snipes

He didn't wanna pay taxes

Apparently, Wesley Snipes doesn't believe in roads or schools

He'd rather play 2-dimensional comic book characters for a living

Your a dumbass if you think your gonna make $10 million dollars a year

And not pay taxes

Wesley Snipes is out of his goddamn mind

I don't like paying taxes

And I had a weird situation last year

'Cuz I was on unemployment

So I got a check from the gov't

And at the end of the year I owed money on my tax return

What kind of loan shark does that?

What kind of shitty bail bondsmen?

It's like

Okay

You let me borrow $10 dollars

Then told me I owe you $5

I got an idea

Next time don't be an asshole

And loan me 10 bucks

Just give me the 5

And we'll call it even

We can skip the paperwork

 And save a few trees