GRANDMA

My grandma lived to be 94 yrs old

And she spent the last 20 years of her life sitting in a LazyBoy recliner

Watching Wheel of Fortune and knitting stuff

My grandma used to knit wool socks and blankets

Everyone in the family had a pair of slippers

At first I thought she knitted stuff just for something to do

To keep her hands busy

But then I realized

Dude, she's a 91 year old lady with bad circulation

As far as she's concerned

Everyone is slowly freezing to death

We had to tell her

''We're fine grandma

The Ice Age is just in your bones''