EATING HEALTHY

You ever have friends who try to pretend like they eat healthy?

They're always telling you how healthy they eat

But then you hang out with them

And all that shit goes out the window?

Its just lies, you know

Like you're hanging out

Getting drunk

And your friend goes

''Dude, I'm hungry''

''Okay, you wanna go to Mickey D's?''

And they're like

''No dude

Let's not go to McDonalds, okay?

I'm trying to eat healthy

And they're french fries are made from genetically engineered potatoes

And the hamburger buns are made from enriched white flour

Let's go somewhere else''

So you're like

''Okay, well

Where do you wanna eat then?''

''Um, let's go to Arby's''

What!?!?