NEWPORTS

I used to smoke Newports when I was in the Navy

But I quit a couple years ago

Every now and then I get the craving for a cigarette

So I approach someone on the street

And offer them a dollar for a smoke

And 9 times outta 10

They say

''Hey, dont worry about it''

And they give me the cigarette for free

Pretty cool, huh?

So now, I've been approaching women on the street

And offering them $100 dollars to have sex with me

And 9 times outta 10...

I get arrested for soliciting prostitution