LISTERINE

You gotta take care of your teeth, man

I take care of my teeth

I use Listerine

You guys use Listerine?

You gotta be careful with that stuff

If you gargle with Listerine for too long

It turns into fire

I didn't know that

I'm gargling with Listerine

And my gums are melting

I'm like

I think its working!

There's no warning about this

Nothing on the label that says

'Hey, this product contains napalm'