He was rich
MC Hammer had like ten $5 million dollar racing horses
Gold faucets
Other rappers wear gold as jewelry
It was just a plumbing fixture to this guy
The contractor gave him options
"Well, Mr Hammer
We can use copper
Or galvanized steel"
Hammer got pissed
Muthafucka I want gold in my sink!
MC Hammer had so much valuable shit
That's what that song Can't Touch This was all about
His house was like a museum
He had to walk around making sure people didn't touch his shit

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