Did you guys know that Rick Perry graduated Texas A&M University
With a 2.22 GPA
A 2.22 GPA
Not exactly the honor roll
And he graduated with a degree in animal science
Yeah
Animal science
Like the Discovery Channel
This guy spent 4 years learning the same shit
Stoners do on a Tuesday nite with basic cable
And he barely passed
Barely made it man
Did you guys know that in 2002
As governor of Texas
Rick Perry vetod a ban on the execution of mentally retarded criminals
Because he didnt want George W Bush 2to have any competition
When he ran for re-election
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