CHINESE KID RAN OVER

Did you guys hear about that Chinese kid that got ran over in China?

This 2 year old kid got ran over on a busy street

And it's a terrible thing

Just a freak accident

'Cuz Chinese people are normally such good drivers!?

I didn't see this one coming at all!

Total curveball

But here's my question

Who let that poor kid run around in the street by himself?

Where are his parents?

Why wasn't he building iPhones in a factory with the rest of his family?

I mean there's a long chain of causality that needs to be examined 

before we lay blame

From what I understand the driver actually used his turn signal

Before switching lanes

And of course

This being the first Asian driver to EVER use his turn signal

It kinda threw everyone off

And I think that's what caused the accident

And the kid ended up dying in the hospital

So now theres only 4,999,999,999 Chinese people left in the world