HARD BEING BLACK

Is it hard being black?

It's gotta be tough being black

I mean, I dunno

I've only tried it a couple times

But being white is easy

For one thing, white people are allowed to express their anger in weird ways

Like when black people get mad

They start yelling and cussing, calling each other the N-word

When white people get mad

We just grow facial hair

That's our answer to conflict

We're like

"Oh, you think your a tough guy

Okay, tell ya what

This time next month?

Beard

Yeah, full on beard

What are you gonna do about it?

Balls in your court, Trevor"

If you see a white guy with a beard

There's a good chance he's pissed off about something

Bike lanes, farmers markets

Something