BUDWEISER

 

Did you hear about this?

Budweiser is being accused by people in 3 different states

For watering down their beer

And here's the thing

Budweiser's been around since 1876

So that means they made it 137 years WITHOUT being accused of watering

down their beer?

That's the real miracle right there

I mean

Have you had a Budweiser in the last.. ever?

I couldn't tell you if it's watered down or not

Whenever I drink Budweiser

All I taste is the metal of the can

I'm like

"It could be beer

It could be cold water at this point"

I couldn't even tell you

I think that's the reason why Budweiser's still in business

'Cuz you can drink like 10 of 'em and still drive home

A Budweiser is basically an O'Doul's with a different label