MAYONAISSE

I like mayonaisse

There's a big controversy surrounding mayonaisse

There are people out there who don't like it

I know people who don't like mayonaisse 'cuz it reminds them of cum

Or it looks like cum

And you know, maybe mayonaisse looks like cum

But it doesn't taste like cum, right?

I mean, I dunno what cum tastes like

But I'm pretty sure compared to mayonaisse there's a difference

And I've never been confused

I can't tell you the last time I ate a sandwich then went

"Hey, that was really good

But next time could you not put any cum on my sandwich?

Tasted kinda funny

I thought it was mayonaisse for a second"