STRAIGHT-DAR

You guys know what gay-dar is, right?

Gay-dar is when if someone's gay-dar goes off, that means they think somebody is

gay

You ever been around someone who prides themselves on their gay-dar?

"Oh man, my gay-dar's really strong bro

I can always tell"

Oh yeah?

You think your gay-dar's strong?

How strong do you think a gay guy's straight-dar is?

I think a woman's gay-dar is stronger than a man's

Alotta guys don't know

Say your part of a professional sports team

Or you go to the gym

You spend alot of time in the locker room

You have no idea which one of those other dudes walks around without a towel on

Just for funsies

But a woman's gay-dar is stronger than a man's

Especially if she's a hairdresser

And her co-workers are men

She develops a pretty strong baseline to calibrate her gay-dar with

But a woman's straight-dar has been fooled plenty of times

Even after she marries a guy

Things are going good

Then one day ten years later her husband turns to her and goes

"Hey hunny

Remember my friend Steve?

Well, he's not just my friend

He's the love of my life

So tell the kids I love 'em

And I'm outta here

Me 'n Steve are gonna move to Austin"