The pharmaceutical industry designs drugs very intelligently
Let's take Ritalin for example
Ritalin is used to treat ADD or ADHD
But if you don't have ADD, taking Ritalin will give it to you
So even if you get misdiagnosed with ADD, the drug they treat you with causes it
That means that doctors don't even have to be right anymore
I'm waiting for the day when I go to the hospital and the doctor goes
"Well, Mr. Milton
I got some good news and some bad news
The good news is we thought you had cancer but we were wrong
The bad news is the drug we prescribed also causes cancer
So now you have leukemia
And we're sure this time
We designed that drug very intelligently"
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