Sunday, July 21, 2013

RITALIN

The pharmaceutical industry designs drugs very intelligently

Let's take Ritalin for example

Ritalin is used to treat ADD or ADHD

But if you don't have ADD, taking Ritalin will give it to you

So even if you get misdiagnosed with ADD, the drug they treat you with causes it

That means that doctors don't even have to be right anymore

I'm waiting for the day when I go to the hospital and the doctor goes

"Well, Mr. Milton

I got some good news and some bad news

The good news is we thought you had cancer but we were wrong

The bad news is the drug we prescribed also causes cancer

So now you have leukemia

And we're sure this time

We designed that drug very intelligently"

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