I was at the dog park with my sister
And we saw a guy wearing a camouflage utilikilt
A camouflage utilikilt!
And we just felt sorry for the dog, ya know?
Poor little fella
He's gotta be seen in public with this douche
That's animal cruelty right there
Being forced to run around while your owner wears a dress made outta Army pants
That's not cool
He's prolly the only dog in town that doesn't wanna go for a walk
He's like
"Hey, send me back to the puppy mill
Michael Vick's house
Anything
Just get me away from camouflage utilikilt guy"
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