AVN AWARDS

Every year in Vegas the adult film industry has an awards show

It's called the AVN Awards

And it's kinda like the jizz bizz version of the Oscars

Only instead of best screenplay

The categories are things like Best Anal

It's true

I've seen some porn that's so nasty

The next day at work I have to jack off on my lunch break

Where's that category?

Are you with me ladies?!

I'm talking about porno movies with catchy titles like

"Throat Yoghurt"

"Catcher In The Eye"

And my favorite

"Gangbang Facebath"

That's a good one by the way

The girl in that video is so nasty

If she was a restaurant

I'd have to shut her down

'Cuz I counted at least 7 different health code violations

The only thing I didn't like about Gangbang Facebath

Was the title kinda gives away the ending

It wasn't much of a cliffhanger

Also like most movies

The book was way better