GAY GUYS IN SEATTLE

I was talking to this girl in a bar

And I guess she was upset with her options in men

'Cuz she started complaining

Like they do

She goes

"How come all the best looking guys in Seattle are gay?"

And I was like

"I dunno, honey

But it's prolly the same reason why all the hottest escorts in The Stranger are

transexuals

I feel your pain"

You ever cracked open the back of The Stranger or The Seattle Weekly?

In the classifieds they got the escort section

Down at the bottom it gets weird

It's like

"8 inches fully functional"

And the chick is gorgeous

Who's doing this?

Is Eddie Murphy in town?