Like, every time I'd be watching the news
And they'd be talking about waterboarding
I'd be thinking motorboating, for some reason
Which means I'm missing a really big part of that news story, right?
I'm just sitting at home going
"What's the big deal?
Guantanamo Bay sounds pretty cool
Did you guys hear about this?
They've got free motorboating down there
I gotta get in on that"
It's just a good thing I was never in the CIA
Or we'd REALLY be losing the War on Terror
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