TECHNICOLOR CLASSICS

I was watching tv the other day

And you know how late at nite the programming gets more sexual?

They'll start playin' like the soft core T and A stuff

And that used to be only on the premium channels like HBO and Showtime

But I've been noticing even the basic cable channels are doin' that now

Like I was watching Turner Classic Movies

Which normally plays a lot of the Technicolor classics from the 50's and 60's

But it was like 2 in the morning

So I found myself watching this movie Spurtacus

Little bit different from the original

But it came on after Ben Hur Over

And was followed by Lawrence of A Labia

So it was kind of an interesting nite of programming

Next week TNT is gonna be playing Schindler's Fist

So I'm gonna check that out

My favorite show is on the Hallmark Channel

It's a show about angels who intervene in the lives of their relatives

It's called Touched By An Uncle