MULTI-TASKER

Alot of people are multi-taskers

I'm a multi-slacker

I can procrastinate on several things at once

I'm also kind of a paranoid person

That's why I do this

So I can justify the feeling that I'm being watched

I've always had a hard time adjusting

When I was in high school I didn't fit in with all the jocks

Now I do standup and I don't fit in with all the nerds

When I first started doing standup alot of comics were unfriendly

I thought they didn't like me

Then I realized

So what?

They don't even like themselves