Every girl I talk to nowadays is in some sort of
She doesn't have a boyfriend
But she's in some sort of convoluted love triangle
When did that happen?
When did women start having the love lives of 18th century French aristocrats?
I'm tired of talking to girls who are like
"Well, you know
Right now I'm kind of busy um, fucking 9 guys
10 would be too many
You would be 10
And that's too much
What kind of girl do you think I am?
I'm not a slut
I'm gonna stick with 9 guys for now
'Cuz I'm into numerology
And that's a prime number or something"
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