PUSSY SLAYER

Guys give each other the worst advice in the world too

If your a single dude don't listen to your friends

They're single too, okay

They don't know what they're talkin' about

There's very few actual players out there

Those dudes who are always getting laid

Player is short for pussy slayer by the way

I dunno if you guys know that

But there's very few true players out there

And I have the great misfortune of having one in my family

I say that because it's my nephew

My nephew destroys pussy

Everytime I see this kid he's got a new girl

And he's at the age now

He's like 22 or 23

So it's the girls that I wish I could bang

You know?

I see these girls

And I'm just like

"Fuck you, bro

I remember when you used to fall down and cry like a little bitch

And now your knee deep in sweet, sweet puss

Goddamit"

Life is cruel, man