How much did that cost?
They had the whole control center thing goin' on
You know the 'Houston we have a problem' team
That's gotta cost millions
But I guess it doesn't matter
They made their money back and then some with the publicity of it
Now everyone knows Red Bull gives you wings
Too bad it didn't give you the coolest Faces of Death video ever
As that guy burned to a crisp re-entering the atmosphere
Or the parachute failed to open
Or his oxygen tank exploded
Something!
Give us something
And it's not like he accomplished anything
All he did was just not die
My grandma did that for years
No one congratulated her for it
That's all he did
He just didn't die
Gravity did all the hard work
We should be thanking physics
And chemistry
If it wasn't for chemistry
We wouldn't have Red Bull
Which is the next best thing if you can't find any cocaine
Red Bull's dangerous, man
People have died from drinking too much Red Bull
So this guy proved it's safer to jump from outer space than it is to drink Red Bull here
on earth
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