Tuesday, October 9, 2012

COULDN'T PAY ME

I was hanging out after a comedy show
And someone from the audience came up
And they were like
"I dunno how you do it

You couldn't pay me to get up there"

And I was like

"I wouldn't really worry about that part"

That's not a big problem here in the standup comedy community

People aren't exactly lining the streets with their checkbooks

And making it rain on that bald-headed guy from the open mic

Like, that's not my biggest problem right now


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