RIDING THE BUS

I ride the bus a lot

'Cuz I cant afford a car

And luckily for me

Riding the bus is relatively inexpensive

Sorry, did I say riding the bus?

I meant being stripped of your dignity

 'Cuz I forget how filthy the buses are

 

But then I pay $2.25

And its like

"Oh yeah

This is a soup kitchen on wheels

I forgot about that"