Monday, September 3, 2012

CABLE COMPANY

I used to work for the cable company

 
You know what I learned working for the cable company?
I learned that a remote control is the best laxative you can give to an old person
Seriously
Old people are terrified of technology
One time I was doing this old guy's cable
And I gave him the Comcast remote with like 50 buttons on it
He just about shit his pants, man
This guy was old too
And he was crippled
'Cuz he was a veteran
He had gotten his leg blown off in World War II
Yeah
I handed him the remote
And boy was he stumped

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