Well, here I am once again at the old Comedy Underground in downtown Seattle, WA
It's an absolutely gorgeous day out today
And that's why I'm spending it in a basement!
'Cuz I've seen enough gorgeous days alright?
Yeah, fuck you you beautiful orange orb in the sky
People are walkin' around and talkin' and gettin' lattes and shit
Fuck that!
Fuck that, I'm eating a salad and drinking a beer in a room that is prolly 100 yrs old
Who knows how much shady shit has gone down in this exact spot I'm sitting in right
now
At any rate, we got Eddie Ifft in town and he's fun to watch
I learn from this dude 'cuz he doesn't give a fuck
He's got big cajones and he opens with child fucking bits and shit
Talks about whatever the fuck he wants

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