BRUSSELS

I went to Brussels a couple years ago

When I took a trip I flew from  Seattle to Amsterdam

I was staying in Amsterdam

Then I got one of these train passes that's good for the Netherlands, Belgium and

Luxembourg

So I took the train from Amsterdam to Brussels, to see what was going on there

'Cuz I heard that in Brussels they have this bar, I believe it's called Delirium Cafe

It's in the Guinness Book of World Records, it has the most beers out of any bar in

the world

So I went there

It's like downstairs

You walk in and then go down into a basement

You know, just a regular bar

At the bar they have this thick binder just full of sheets and sheets and sheets of all

the different beers that they have

And you just pick the ones that you want and the dude will go in the back and grab 'em

for you

But I had no idea what was what

So I just had the bartender pick a couple different ones for me

And I would drink those

One of my favorites is this one called Duchess de Bourgogne

It's really good

There's actually a place or two in Seattle that has it

But it's really good beer

Dark, almost like a burgundy, purple color or something

It tastes good

So I did that

And I remember going into the train station

This was in central Brussels

And the stop before that is Brussels north

Pulling up into the Brussels north station I remember looking out the window and

seeing a red light district

So I don't know if I went there that day

Well no, I did go there that day

The first day I went to Brussels just to check it out

There was this one blonde with huge tits

Like, her tits were so big that I could see her tits while I was still on the train

Just big fake tits

So I went over there to talk to some of the girls, see how much they wanted

It was like 50 Euro, so almost a hundred bucks

I went back down a couple days in a row there

I would go to that bar, get some beers

Then there were a couple shawarma places so I got some shawarma

I brought some weed from Amsterdam

I would smoke that and I had one of the best days of my life

Probably THE best day of my life in Brussels

First I was walking around the red light district and I saw in one of the other...

So all these girls they sort of are in like, storefront windows

You know, like how mannequins would be in Macy's here but over there it's all sluts

I was walking by this one storefront and this brunette was wearing a slingshot bikini

with boots and long neon green fingernails

She was hot as fuck

Nice fake tits

So I went in and fucked her

Came really hard in her pussy

Her family was in the other room, that was kinda awkward

I didn't wanna make too much noise, you know

But here she is, sucking my cock and then I fucked her

Came in her pussy as hard as I could

And I just walked past her family, didn't.. no one made eye contact

I just walked out

Then I went over to that blonde bitch with the big fake tits that I could see from the train

Then I fucked the shit outta her

I remember when I was fuckin' her, I had her doggy-style facing.. I had her ass in the

air and there was a mirror by the bed

So I had her line up with her ass facing the mirror so I could look back and watch

myself fucking her

I remember I was fucking her doggy-style, I knew I was gonna cum

I just started moaning really loud "Oh yeah baby I'm gonna cum. I'm gonna cum in

your pussy baby!

Ugggghhhhhh!" Like that

Walking out and her room, she was also sharing this space with another girl

The other girl kinda gave me this weird look of like jealousy

I don't know what it was but she gave me this wierd look when I walked out

'Cuz I groaned real loud when I came in this girl's pussy

And then I waited a little while and there was this third girl

Black hair

Wearing thigh high white boots

She also had big tits (sensing a pattern here?)

I thought they were fake tits but it turns out they weren't

And this was, I actually couldn't cum

She was trying to help me cum and I couldn't cum

I was pissed off about that

I still paid her then left

I mean, I fucked her but I didn't bust a nut

So yeah, that was probably

Three girls in one day

Three of the hottest chicks ever in one day

So that was fun

What else?

I walked around the town square

It was really nice

Old cobblestone, you know

The town square had these big spires, buildings with big spires

It looked almost like churches

And that's pretty much all I did

Basically, it was like I was still in the Navy

I went and got drunk and fucked a bunch of whores