Glad we got rid of that General McChrystal over in Afghanistan
That guy was bad for business
And I'm not just talking about the Rolling Stone article with Obama
I mean, just his name
McChrystal
It sounds like McChristian
So the Afghani's thought they were being invaded
By some sort of evil merger between Jesus and McDonald's
That's why they're pissed off
They're like
"Dude,
We're goat herding Muslims
We already have a bad diet
And a repressive religion"


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