10 THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR AT WORK

1. "Hey, um. I fucked your wife"

2. "And your cat"

3."You have AIDS "

4. "Hey, um. I fucked your mom"

5. "And her cat"

6. "Your mom has AIDS"

7. "About that Solyndra stock severence package"

8. "So it turns out the Johnson account shit the bed"

9. "Let's meet on Chatroulette later"

10. "You're fired"