SINGLE & SEXIST

I was accused of being sexist recently by a female comedian

My response?

It's hard to be a chauvinistic pig when you're single

I can't tell a woman to go into the kitchen

And make me a sandwich

I gotta make my own fuckin' sandwiches, you know?

It's hard being sexist when you're single

I mean, you can say ridiculous shit but it doesn't fuckin' matter

'Cuz it's just anger, really

You're just fuckin' pissed off that you have to go home

And jack off

Again

You know?

Just turnin' the valve

Releasin' a little steam outta the system

A little steam release valve there

Little pressure valve

Gonna go home

And turn the pressure valve for a while

Couple times a week you gotta

My hand's like an old janitor at a shitty high school

You gotta go down to the basement

And you know

Clean out the pipes a little bit