KIM JONG IL

Kim Jong Il died the other day

The Dear Leader is dead

It's very sad

I was watching the news

And when they were talking about Kim Jong Il dying

They showed the N Korean broadcaster lady crying

Just bawling her eyes out

And I hate seeing women cry

It bothers me on a fundamental level

And watching this N Korean lady crying

I found myself wondering

If there was some sort of ridiculous sunglasses that she could wear

To hide the tears

Isn't there at least one pair of Kool Moe Dee shades floating around Pyongyang

somewhere?

Here put these on bitch

And stop pretending like your sad