BLOWJOB BARS

I did a lot of travelling in the Navy

I've been all over the world

But I've never been to Thailand

I heard some great things about Thailand though

Did you know that in Thailand they have what they call blowjob bars?

It's a bar where you walk in and order a beer

And a chick will crawl under the table

And blow you for like $12 bucks

What a deal!

It's the Walmart of oral sex

You can buy in bulk

One of my friends went to a blowjob bar in Thailand

He said they're kinda hard to find

None of the signs out front are in English

So he had to walk into every bar in town until he found the right place

I said how did you know when you found the right place?

He said it's easy

You can tell as soon as you walk in the bar

Everyone looks really happy

Smiles all around

One time he said he accidentally walked into a gay blowjob bar

Turns out a gay blowjob bar

It's just a gay bar

There's no difference really

Except you don't have to pay the $12 dollars